June 2007
36 posts
“Her feet were recovered by Six Flags staff and were sent to the hospital with...”
– This is why I’m afraid of roller coasters.
“I want to make a giant mural of your face, cover it in see-through velcro, and...”
watch Clark and Michael. →
“When you first find love it makes you skip to the post office or wink at a...”
– (Zach Galifianakis Significant Others intro in Vice)
Wiimbledon being held Saturday, June 23 from noon... →
And of course LVHRD is one of the sponsors..
NewYork.going.com →
I just found out about this site. It’s going to make summer outings a lot easier.
From some weird dude's blog archive.
I believe these two were about to become roommates.
x: we need to get some discarded gynocological instruments
y: we could keep them in the tank of the toilet
y: and just keep the lid off
x: oh the things we could put in that tank
x: cabbage patch dolls
y: i think an arrangement of fake flowers would be cool
y: i think it'd be cool to nail random crap on the wall
y: like a pizza box i'd find
x: like petrified fruit
y: that could be cool
y: just make it a really disturbing place to live
x: i can't wait
Danger.
Every few nights my roommate falls asleep watching Danger Man.
The episode ends around midnight and returns to the main menu window which has a 30-second loop of the intro song. On repeat. For an hour at least.
Guess who knows the intro song to Danger Man better than anyone.
It’s me. I know it. And it needs to stop.
iTunes Top 40 summed up by BWE.tv →
I had no idea about the current near-extinct state of proper spelling in pop.
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Favorite: U + Ur Hand - P!nk: The rejected title for this song must have been “I Love It When You Ampu-tease Me”
“My daughter really loves the teething bling…from the time she first put it...”
– A testimonial from SmartMom Jewelry, a website I stumbled upon via the personalized sponsored links for a gmail message discussing eating of babies. They make chewable jewelry. It’s the latest thing.
Dear Life--
Seriously.
I know we talked about this recently, but please stop making it so that every remotely interesting 20-something in New York knows or has met or hooked up with every other remotely interesting 20-something in New York. I know this is a new generation of connectivity, but I would highly appreciate it if you just cooled off a bit and stopped making me feel like I live in a small town in...
T.R.A.F.F.I.C. Domain Conference & Expo →
The day after I make fun of targeted marketing on myspace and google (have you ever read the suggested links they make for your e-mail exchanges?), I find out I’ll be working at this.
Maybe I can get an autograph from the Google guys.
And what do you think T.R.A.F.F.I.C. stands for?
iminlikewithyou is lame.
“American Red Cross officials are offering the chance to win free gasoline as an...”
– Blood for Oil
Craigslist ad: LADIES--LET ME PREPARE YOUR CATCHY... →
Someone stole my business plan!
Sure I gave up on it almost as soon as I started, but nonetheless..
“Buddy Davis, a technician and artist who has also made dinosaurs for use in...”
– Salon on the Creation Museum
Good grief.
"I'm into Clippy..." →
Growing smallness.
Yes, I believe Six Degrees is a myth, but living in New York feels increasingly small every other farewell party, and coffee shop I attend, and (seemingly) random person I meet off craigslist.
I don’t mean intimate mind you, just ..small.
I see a boy at a party I’ve seen in photos of a contact of a contact on my Flickr. His brother is dating the ex of such and such who used to work...
